“That’s fake maple syrup!”
Well, I never worried about the taste.
“Those are cheap tennis shoes!”
Well, you never beat me in a race.
“And your hand-me-down clothes!”
They make me think about my brother.
Now let’s discuss my character –
What you’d want, if you had your druthers?
Image credit: Hey Fellers, Come On In! (1920), Norman Rockwell
Primitive Joe 
