Has anyone ever given you a wet-willy?
(demonstrating such, as if in front of a committee)
Ew! I’ll show you the titty twister!
(don’t EVER try this one on a sister)
Ouch! Well, this one’s called the classic wedgie!
(best done in public, when one’s too edgy)
Ugh! And this one’s called the . . . MOM!
(the worst move of all – the atomic bomb)
It’s all over now!
They had their fun.
One’s enlisted to get the dishes done,
While the older mows in blazing sun.
Image credit: No Swimming (1921), Norman Rockwell.
Primitive Joe 
